Conversation That Just Took Place

Roommate walks in.

Downstairs Roommate: Hey.
Roommate: Hi! How's it goin'?
Downstairs Roommate: Good.
Roommate: I'm so stressed out I have a ton of homework!

Roommate comes upstairs. My door is open, therefore I'm obligated to speak.

Me: Hey, Roommate!
Roommate: Hey, how's it goin'?
Me: Pretty good, how are you?
Roommate: Ugh, I just realized I forgot to do this assignment for tomorrow.
Me: Yeah, you sound stressed. I hate when that happens!
Roommate: Yeah, at least we don't have wake up early tomorrow though. Oh, and sorry, I never even asked, how are you?
Me: I'm good. And you did ask me actually. You must be really stressed.
Roommate: What? Oh, I guess.

Another day in the life...